Look up Sam Gideon on Google and I also get some Spanish guy (I’m assuming he’s some sort of politician?) and anime girls. If you look up Vanquish on Tumblr, all you usually get are pictures of cars. This is the fate you are bestowed when your favorite game is a game many haven’t played or heard of. Fucking fantastic.
Thus it was rewarded back in 2011ish the “Best Game No One Played.”
Gotta thank Fallout NV for that.
Sometimes I feel that I have to commit acts of insanity in order to feel “normal”.
Brave_Dragon: man I’m just so stoked for gw2
Brave_Dragon: and get my naked male norn ranger to 80
Brave_Dragon: and take down Zhaitan nude
Brave_Dragon: and peeps like “WHY YOU WEAR NO ARMOR?!”
Brave_Dragon: and I’ll be like “I’M FREY IRONBALLS!”
Brave_Dragon: “THIS IS MY STORY!”
Thew: they will sing songs of your exploits
Brave_Dragon: My nudity will be legendary!
I’m not talking about laws offline, but rather the laws from within the digital space. These laws I believe will affect your internet experience and hopefully will be passed on to your children for the years to come. Welcome to the Internet.
Rule 34-35 (via Rules of the Internet) - If it exists, there is porn of it. If no such porn exists, it will be made.
Wadsworth Constant - 30% of nearly any video in the universe can be skipped from the beginning because it contains no worthwhile or interesting information.
Godwin’s Law - As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.
Poe’s Law - It is impossible to differentiate exaggerated parody from extremism.
MMORPG - Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls - If you meet a female avatar/character, there is a high probability that it is a man in reality.
John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory - Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad (Image)
Bacon and Cats - Apparently the most precious currencies of the internet.