Balls of Steel
Brave_Dragon: man I’m just so stoked for gw2
Brave_Dragon: and get my naked male norn ranger to 80
Brave_Dragon: and take down Zhaitan nude
Brave_Dragon: and peeps like “WHY YOU WEAR NO ARMOR?!”
Brave_Dragon: and I’ll be like “I’M FREY IRONBALLS!”
Brave_Dragon: “THIS IS MY STORY!”
Thew: LOL
Thew: they will sing songs of your exploits
Brave_Dragon: My nudity will be legendary!
Universal Laws of the Internet (as of 2012)
I’m not talking about laws offline, but rather the laws from within the digital space. These laws I believe will affect your internet experience and hopefully will be passed on to your children for the years to come. Welcome to the Internet.
Rule 34-35 (via Rules of the Internet) - If it exists, there is porn of it. If no such porn exists, it will be made.
Wadsworth Constant - 30% of nearly any video in the universe can be skipped from the beginning because it contains no worthwhile or interesting information.
Godwin’s Law - As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.
Poe’s Law - It is impossible to differentiate exaggerated parody from extremism.
MMORPG - Many Men Online Role-Playing Girls - If you meet a female avatar/character, there is a high probability that it is a man in reality.
John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory - Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad (Image)
cumberqueen:trainwreckreation:lemon-sprinkles:
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
no mom
mom no
NO
Original ಠ_ಠ face.
(via sanitynevermore)
"Brave_Dragon: haha
Brave_Dragon: well Vanquish was pretty much a B-movie
Brave_Dragon: P* spent all their resource on making the gameplay
Brave_Dragon: someone asks “So what’s the story?”
Brave_Dragon: and they’re like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
Thew: rofl"
Brave_Dragon: well Vanquish was pretty much a B-movie
Brave_Dragon: P* spent all their resource on making the gameplay
Brave_Dragon: someone asks “So what’s the story?”
Brave_Dragon: and they’re like “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”
Thew: rofl"
— During a discussion regarding PlatinumGames working on Metal Gear Rising. After seeing the trailer, I forgave them for postponing Anarchy Reigns until July.
For Mika.
